1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Naughty America. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,980 Nobody does it better. 3 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:06,120 Where 4 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:12,920 the 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,260 fuck is my coffee? 6 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,300 Johnny! 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,020 Here you go, McDaniel. 8 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:27,020 God, you're the worst. The line was crazy at the coffee shop, sorry. 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,000 And... That isn't good. 10 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:31,700 It's cold. 11 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:32,980 Oh, really? 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,160 I can get you another one. I can put it in a microwave. 13 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,000 A microwave? What, I'm going to get cancer? 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,060 Do you want me to go get you another one? 15 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,400 No, just tell me what I have for today. 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,840 All right, well, today a couple things got moved around. We have you down for 17 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,660 that solo masturbation scene. It was supposed to be at 2. It's now 4 o 18 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:58,540 And we have to get you nailed down at 7. And we have an interview at 8 .30. 19 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:02,890 Tomorrow you have to be ready because you're in that gangbang and it's 20 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:04,989 to be a pretty big one. It's all the black guys, right? 21 00:01:05,269 --> 00:01:09,530 Yeah, the interracial, yeah. You got Flash and Mandingo like any big black 22 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,770 Oh my god, I love him. 23 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,310 Who the fuck are you? 24 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:14,530 Who are you? And how'd you get in here? 25 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:15,810 I'm Rylan. 26 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,450 How the fuck did you get in my house? 27 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:22,150 The garage door was left open so I wanted to... 28 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,520 Come in and say hello. Are you okay? Relax, 29 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 relax, relax. 30 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:32,560 I'm like a bigot. I think you're so pretty. You're crazy. 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,640 How did you get in here? You need to go. 32 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,000 You're so beautiful. 33 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,220 I just wanted to come in here and say hello. 34 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:43,260 I saw your Jeep back there and I knew it was your house. 35 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,300 Wait, wait, wait. How did you know? 36 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,620 Are you in on this? Did you follow me here? 37 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:52,910 No. I just want to say that you are so beautiful and sexy. 38 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:57,410 I just want to be like your friend always. We can just go do stuff 39 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,109 no, no. 40 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,110 Stop, 41 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:00,710 stop, stop. 42 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,430 No, I'm sorry. 43 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:04,550 I'm totally normal. 44 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:08,250 How did you get it? How did you even know she lived here? 45 00:02:09,789 --> 00:02:11,610 You know, the internet. 46 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,910 Oh my God, you are a stalker. 47 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:18,610 God. Danny, come on, please. I'll do anything. Do you want me to take her 48 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:19,489 just want to be like you. 49 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:23,570 You know, just, come on, please. Just, I want to. One second. 50 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:25,070 God. 51 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,270 She's gonna hurt. 52 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:30,090 Yeah? 53 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:32,530 Well, I mean, she's still kind of dangerous. 54 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:34,810 I swear to God, I'm not a creep. 55 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:37,790 I'll do whatever. I just really like you. Just do whatever? 56 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,330 Yes. You're inspiring. 57 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:40,650 And you want to be my friend? 58 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:42,590 Yes. More than anything. 59 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:44,450 Can you suck a dick? 60 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,620 For you, I will do anything. 61 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,120 All of my friends know how to suck dick, so we'll see what you got. 62 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:53,980 Okay. 63 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,220 Yeah. What? 64 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,880 What? 65 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 What are you doing? 66 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,120 You're an awful assistant. 67 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:02,240 You think I keep you around when I'm bringing shitty coffee? 68 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,280 Really? 69 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,460 Let me do it. It'll be fun. 70 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,560 Oh, my God. Jenny, seriously, I'll do anything for you. 71 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,320 We'll see what you got. 72 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:16,850 This is crazy. 73 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:23,150 No, I mean like really suck it. 74 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,470 Suck it like you mean it. 75 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:35,450 Am I doing good? 76 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,650 Yeah, good. 77 00:03:58,570 --> 00:03:59,570 God, 78 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,790 thank you, Danny, for giving me a chance. You won't regret it, I swear. 79 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,990 I'll let him be the judge of that. 80 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,580 Oh, this is the drink of my life. 81 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,450 Oh God, it's everything and more. 82 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,050 She's so sweet. 83 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,090 I love you both so greatly. 84 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:50,870 All right. 85 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,220 Oh, yeah. 86 00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,830 I love you. 87 00:32:03,659 --> 00:32:04,659 Naughty America. 88 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,240 Nobody. Nobody. 89 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,100 Nobody. Does it better.